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Aiden: What time is it?
Rudy: *Pulls out 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and crushes both of Aiden’s feet*
Rudy: It is cloudy
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dave: “what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, i loudly announce “it is cloudy”
#source: sealedbeastnue#HI HOLY FUCK IM WITHMY FRIEND FEF AND WE KEEP QUOTING THIS POST AND I REALIZED#IT HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN ON THE BLOG#I AM HERE TO FIX IT CAUSE THIS IS MY FAVORITE GODFORSAKEN POST ON THE WEBSITE#1000% SERIOUS THIS IS NUMBER 1#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#mod dave#dave strider
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Gojyo before shaving: arugh
Gojyo after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin. I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me.
#saiyuki#incorrect quotes#Sha Gojyo#source: tumblr#source: sealedbeastnue#still shook about the fact this boy can actually grow facial hair#captain nimo
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